remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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