My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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