Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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