You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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