I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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