: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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