We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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