I can tuck mytits in my pants
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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