You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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