The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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