i permit you to call me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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