We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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