my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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