I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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