I just saw a hot homeless man
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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