Your tits are I can't wait for
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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