Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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