I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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