Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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