Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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