I hate your face
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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