I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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