Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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