3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
