hotel room ftw
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
false alarm, still single
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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