My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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