So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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