now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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