but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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