Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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