i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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