Yo dont text me then not text me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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