No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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