i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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