Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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