I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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