Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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