good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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