my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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