Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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