Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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