on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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