She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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