ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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