their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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