You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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