woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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