you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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