Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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