Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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